Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Where you left it!
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: knock on the door
Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: simply because they don't want to get their nuts wet!
Gloria says to her husband: "take off my bra"
"fine" says the husband
Gloria says to her husband: "take off my thong"
"fine" says the husband
Gloria sighs, saying: "and don't wear my clothes again!"
An irishman was driving to the supermarket when he saw a sign at the side of the road saying: 'Tesco left' so he turned around and went home.
Two ducks in a pond. One says to the other "Quack" the second replies "damn it you! I was going to say that"
An englishman says "look a dead bird" the irishman looks up "where???"
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